[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[twinkchu]

• me: *taking a test*
• my brain: Capri Sun
• me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-
• my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[cuticleoil]

maroon 5: I tried my best to feed her appetite keep her cumming every night so hard to keep her satisfied

7 year old me:

[endpoems]

when you die you go to the mii plaza

y’all really used to let me get away with saying “cx” huh. got me all kinds of fucked up

[urbancatfitters]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[beforerains]

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes